Stephen Grant: America's Typical Stay at Home Dad

Because he's an insufferable insecure douche bag and a murderer.

Pastor David Love: Get on your knees and HEY! Also he murders people.

We love love here. But not as much as we love murder. In fact, we're not really a fan of love stories that end well. We also dislike cats. This frustrated man is Pastor David Love.

Why does he look so unsettled? Well, he did kill a member of his congregation. So he could marry that man's wife. After he killed his own wife. The man he killed was Randy Stone, pictured below:

Nice enough guy. And now he is dead. All because he married the wrong woman, Teresa Stone, pictured below:

Nice.... Also Pastor Love gave the Eulogy at Randys funeral, which you can listen to here. And thats why you should never, ever, ever go to Church. Amen.

Lacey Spears- Not just another salty mommy blogger.

We never bury the lead here. Although that title is wrong on so many levels. At least thats what people tell me who know the difference between these sort of things. So...lets meet Lacey!

She has a son named Garnett.

And she had a blog. And really, the rest is just terrible. As if being a Mommy Blogger isn't bad enough, Lacey Spears took it to a whole new level. There is something more sinister about cruelty from those that are supposed to protect us than from a stranger. Listen to our podcast. Sorry for the jokes. Well, not really.

Map of a Massacre

As promised on our podcast.....

A map/illustration of the crime scene. Listen to our podcast here.

James Degorski: The face of evil (and banality)

This is the dude that masterminded the slaughter of 7 innocent people. Just for kicks. He is currently doing life in prison, but not without a little extra spending cash.

He was beaten to a bloody pulp by a prison guard who has since left and taken a position as "my hero" for the rest of his life. If you have a moment, send James a letter and let him know what you think of him.

M09414 - DEGORSKI, JAMES Parent Institution: MENARD CORRECTIONAL CENTER Offender Status: IN CUSTODY Location: MENARD Sex Offender Registry Required PHYSICAL PROFILE Date of Birth: 08/20/1972 Weight: 189 lbs. Hair: Brown Sex: Male Height: 6 ft. 00 in. Race: White Eyes: Blue MARKS, SCARS, & TATTOOS NONE RECORDED ADMISSION / RELEASE / DISCHARGE INFO Admission Date: 11/04/2009 Last Paroled Date: Projected Discharge Date: INELIGIBLE SENTENCING INFORMATION MITTIMUS: 02CR1543001 CLASS: M COUNT: 15 OFFENSE: MURDER/INTENT TO KILL/INJURE CUSTODY DATE: 05/18/2002 SENTENCE: LIFE COUNTY: COOK SENTENCE DISCHARGED?: NO


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Avoid Guys Named Todd. Especially Todd Kolhepp.

So, you have a single, 300 pound over 40 real estate agent named Todd and it turns out he's a creep. Who would have though that, besides everyone in the world. The good news is that he will no longer force people to listen to stories about how he bakes cookies at open houses to help sell houses/hid the smell of decomposing bodies. He has confessed to 7 murders and police are looking at him for many more. Mostly because he is from Arizona, the land of unsolved murders and douchebags. Cause or correlation? In this episode, we take an in depth look at this creep:

And what he did (and didn't do) to Kala Brown:

So check it out and feel free to message us with any and all tales of Todds. Also, please avoid getting murdered in the meantime