Thursday, April 20, 2017

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Hi! We're the eligible bachelors that killed Elyse Pahler! (and we're not in Slayer)

From left to right: Joseph Fiorella(the cute one), Jacob Delashmutt(the sensitive one) and Royce Casey(the funny one). Also, they all really love Satan and murdering women. Well, that happened. And you can listen to it on our podcast. Don't bring children into this world. Also, don't blame Slayer. For anything. Ever.

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Thursday, February 9, 2017

Pastor David Love: Get on your knees and HEY! Also he murders people.

We love love here. But not as much as we love murder. In fact, we're not really a fan of love stories that end well. We also dislike cats. This frustrated man is Pastor David Love.
Why does he look so unsettled? Well, he did kill a member of his congregation. So he could marry that man's wife. After he killed his own wife. The man he killed was Randy Stone, pictured below:
Nice enough guy. And now he is dead. All because he married the wrong woman, Teresa Stone, pictured below:
Nice.... Also Pastor Love gave the Eulogy at Randys funeral, which you can listen to here. And thats why you should never, ever, ever go to Church. Amen.

Thursday, January 26, 2017

Lacey Spears- Not just another salty mommy blogger.

We never bury the lead here. Although that title is wrong on so many levels. At least thats what people tell me who know the difference between these sort of things. So...lets meet Lacey!
She has a son named Garnett.
And she had a blog. And really, the rest is just terrible. As if being a Mommy Blogger isn't bad enough, Lacey Spears took it to a whole new level. There is something more sinister about cruelty from those that are supposed to protect us than from a stranger. Listen to our podcast. Sorry for the jokes. Well, not really.