Wednesday, August 2, 2017
Aqua Man Makes Party Extremely Awkward
According to reports from several people in attendance, Aqua Man made Cal Bennick’s 40th birthday party needlessly awkward and uncomfortable. The series of socially painful moments began the minute he walked into the party. Anna Bennick, the hostess, greeted him excitedly and told him that the guests were talking their shoes off and putting them by the door. She immediately noted, after saying this, that Aqua Mans bottom torso was covered in a form fitting pair of green stretch pants that had pajama like feet sewn into them.