How To Avoid Murder
Thursday, February 9, 2017
Pastor David Love: Get on your knees and HEY! Also he murders people.
We love love here. But not as much as we love murder. In fact, we're not really a fan of love stories that end well. We also dislike cats. This frustrated man is Pastor David Love.
Why does he look so unsettled? Well, he did kill a member of his congregation. So he could marry that man's wife. After he killed his own wife. The man he killed was Randy Stone, pictured below:
Nice enough guy. And now he is dead. All because he married the wrong woman, Teresa Stone, pictured below:
Nice.... Also Pastor Love gave the Eulogy at Randys funeral,
which you can listen to here
. And thats why you should never, ever, ever go to Church. Amen.
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