Hi! We're the eligible bachelors that killed Elyse Pahler! (and we're not in Slayer)
From left to right:
Joseph Fiorella(the cute one), Jacob Delashmutt(the sensitive one) and Royce Casey(the funny one). Also, they all really love Satan and murdering women.
Well, that happened. And you can listen to it on our podcast.
Don't bring children into this world. Also, don't blame Slayer. For anything. Ever.